Patrick Song manufactures, sells and exports tables and armchairs from South Korea to all over the world. Patrick claims that his company used to be one of the largest furniture sellers on eBay until one day their account got banned in a false suspicion only to never get reinstated again. Patrick really misses those eBay positive reviews, the personal touch of dealing with the buyers and everything good that comes with selling on eBay.
Patrick is a conspiracy theorist blogger as well who claims that the Russian Ruble still being the currency of Tajikistan is the greatest proof that it is still not a fully independent country. Patrick claims that the 0.1% Jewish population of Tajikistan is there to create conspiracies against the entire Eurasian Steppe and even a couple of surrounding countries.
Patrick wonders why almost every river, every mountain, etc in Taiwan has a name starting with ‘T’. Patrick wonders if that is why they call the nation ‘Taiwan’?
Patrick claims that the international powers are going to infuriate a war between the Christians and Muslims of Tanzania and divide Tanzania into two separate countries for their profits which they will make all the time during the separation movement and afterwards by supplying the two nations for warfare, both with each other and other African nations as well.
When Patrick is not busy working or discovering/inventing conspiracies, he enjoys a game of online betting (먹튀). Patrick says that there is nothing like having a good old whiskey in an expensive Yacht while betting on your favorite online gambling website.